A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fuck the law.
Aka Fuck the police
Commonly used in Philadelphia.
person 1: hey dude, u d2f?
person 2: ya! fo sho, but i gots class in the am so its gotta be a FTL kinda thing... coo?
person 1: im already here man, open up this doh so i can open up dat azz!
Ftl stands for FUCK THE LINES
Because rules are like lines so YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE FUCK THE LINES
•do what you want to do screw the rules
Why did you sneak out!?
You only live once so Ftl.
FTL, or Faster-Than-Light, is a currently theoretical way of space travel which involves either distorting space around a ship or temporarily transitioning into an alternative dimension to achieve speeds faster than the speed of light. The most common type of FTL would be Star Wars' Hyperdrive, which transitions you into a different dimension as you approach the speed of light. Some others are the Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine (or the Slipspace Drive) from Halo, Star Trek's Warp Drives and the Alcubierre drive which is currently proposed as the most likely method of FTL
"Hey bro, did you know that NASA just made a functioning FTL drive? They're sending colonists to Kepler 22b!"
damn I’m really gonna be living on the streets in 20 years, ftl