A fork of Rural Dictionary
The silent treatment, especially via text. This can happen after first obtaining a girl's phone number and never hearing back or after a date.
I went out with Hillary once and thought it was cool, but I guess not. I texted her the next day and got put on freeze.
A superficial friendliness that greets newcomers.
When we first moved to Seattle people were so friendly. Then when we would try to get together, nada. It's that Seattle freeze.
The exact opposite of "break the ice."
Making the situation awkwaaaaaaaaaard...
Wow Jerry, way to freeze the water!
That ice breaker was more of a water freezer...
Having sex with a snowman.
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
the act of having sex with a snowman
"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
/bôl/ /frēz/
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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
The art of staying motionless to the beat of music.
Hudson's Bouncer: "Hey, what are you doing? It's different."
Dancer: "Yo, I'm just freeze dancing."
Hudson's Bouncer: "It's time to drag you out by the neck."