A fork of Rural Dictionary
if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.
Girl: "My voice is gone." Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."
the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back! Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special. Or..... Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed? Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall. Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check? Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up! Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker. Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape
Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this?? Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave. Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
Get back shadrack = shadrack meaning gloomy or sad so get back shadrack= keep it lively or cheer up
Get back shadrack come out with us it going to be fun.