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Joel Garth

When a person is infatuated with Garth Brooks so much that he becomes there whole entire life.

Garth is love, Garth is life, said a Joel Garth.

by The Joel Garth October 16, 2019

Garth

Garththescarf, also known as Christy's boyfriend. A Garth spends his time networking clans on RuneScape, specifically Cutthroat. His return has been announced with a trailer. Beware for this man.

Holy shit. Look at Garth, he's the absolute icon of peak male performance. What a chad.

by Not nf aidrian April 23, 2019

Garth

A corbeaux

Aye look a garth
He's flying so high!

by 800 tips November 23, 2023

Garth

One who tries way too hard, never takes showers, and dresses like a dork.

That try-hard in my math class is a Garth, he is a know it all and you can smell him from across the room

by Kriptyy February 02, 2023

Garth Hill

If you wanna meet kids that do bad shit or if you want to send your kid to a school to get bullied for and getting exclusions for the sad reasons like waking on the right side in the corridor then welcome

“Hey you heard that road man in yr7 that had *** with my mate?”

“Oh must be a Garth Hill kid”
Ennit

by shh... 🤫 April 18, 2019

Garthing

ADJ, He had it coming.

I was watching chicken breast get cut into vagina shapes with aluminum inserted into the incisions and I thought to my self "I'd rather be garthing."

by Dnrg July 31, 2021

Barf Garth

A boy who is very clingy, but does not really know anything about you, and overly uses inappropriate compliments in random contexts to try to get you to go out with him. He also gets mad you when you can't drop everything to be able to go out, as he realizes his gross compliments have failed. Gets mad fro a day, then it all starts over again the next morning.

omg that guy last night was such a barf garth.

by london2018 February 22, 2017