A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.
Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.
This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.
Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!
A day where gay people are sad.
Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day
September 22nd is gay/queer support day. Draw a pride flag on you or something you carry to show support to the lgbtqia+ community!
"Hey its queer/gay support day!"
"We should draw pride flags on us to show support!"
June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
A national gay day gathering at Chick-fil-A in the United States of America.
This gathering takes place on May.23rd each year to celebrate the founding day of this beloved chicken franchise.
On this day, humans identifying as apart of the peaceful and loving LGBTQI+ community gather to celebrate a love of good food and the hospitality industry’s equality of fast food service to all Chick-Fil-A lovers alike.
“Hey girl, let’s car pool to Chick-gay-yay-day. The drive thru will be real long with everyone showing up to celebrate.”
“Chick-gay-yay-day is a great way to convey to the owners and workers at all Chick-fil-A’s the gays show love even though they show the gays hate!”
“Did you get this years Chick-gay-yay-day
t-shirt online? I heard MK is designing it.”