A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you use a donut to jerk off and use the cum as glazing and make your partner or yourself eat the donut.
"Should we try donut glazing?"
"Hell yea!!!!"
When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt
“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”
She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.
When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head
Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night
Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩
I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut
When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom