A fork of Rural Dictionary
Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes The show currently has four seasons Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!
When you ass get beat so badly.
When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son
A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.
I see a kid that’s wearing a black hoodie and athletic shorts, who is it… ITS JUSTIN GOLDBERG
The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.
I just fucking goldberg'd the shit out of those guys
When you open you urethra and pore salt in then wacky of till the salt comes out
I lost a challenge so I was forced into a snappy Goldberg