A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's the same word like "I hate you" but more dramatical.
a : sorry i cannot give you anything in your birthday..
b: i het you :^(
Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.
Michelle: What’s up?
Roman: Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos
Michelle: *Fortnite dances*
A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
I wouldn't choose to date a het-hot.
Love Island is just a zoo of het-hots.
also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
het cet·er·a
/het ˈsedərə/
adverb: hetcetera
1. used at the end of a list to indicate that further, heterosexual shenanigans are included.
"They have been busy with the gender reveal party, live laugh loving, het cetera."
A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.
Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"