A fork of Rural Dictionary
a male chicken, or one who is hoony and loony
hoon loon phoon moon coon roon shooooooooooooooon
noun
A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner.
Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person.
i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability
“She is such a Hoon!” Said regarding any habitually wacky woman.
“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon.
“You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies.
“That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies.
“Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose.
“She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish.
the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.
horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.
The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette
Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon
The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons