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horse cock

a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.

Person A: hey, person B. Person B: What's up? Person A: Horse. Person B: Cock! Both: Horse Cock!

by unkoolaid August 30, 2021

Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!! A big 11 pound horse cock

by SarcasticBean March 04, 2021

horse cock

brooklyn

example: brooklyn has a huge horse cock

by sammy126969 June 30, 2023

horse cock

a horses cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy

by pussy fucker 19 February 09, 2018

Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.

He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock

by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 02, 2023

Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off

Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock Tommy: Why do I need to know that? Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.

by Tommydesigns January 20, 2023