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Dirty joaquin

Like a dirty sanchez but you give them a cleft lip

she asked for the sanchez but she got the dirty joaquin

by goatmouth June 30, 2009

Joaquin Montes

Someone who hurts everyone because they can.

Someone who acts superior just because he was brought up in a rich family.

In short, someone whose attitude sucks because he/ she bullies everyone around him/ ber.

I’ve known it all along, my bestfriend is a Joaquin Montes. She constantly bullies the shit out of me, and I let her before because I didn’t know any better.

by Caffeinated Kween December 30, 2018

Joaquin Gibson

He’s the best athlete you will ever meet and everyone loves him. He is super funny and nice and will steal O.Ts girl if he isn’t careful😈.If Joaquin Gibson is your friend consider yourself lucky because is the best person ever.

That man right there is almost perfect, he reminds me of Joaquin Gibson.

by Sexyboy_j November 17, 2019

Pullin' a Joaquin

Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.

Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have

a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin

Conversation:

Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.

by JammBouty May 31, 2011

joaquin rodrigo

Someone's favorite spanish composer.
He is mostly known with his concerto concierto de aranjuez's second part adagio.

Potato: What are you listening Mahmood?
Mahmood: I'm Listening to Joaquin Rodrigo's two preludes part no 2.
Potato: That guy? He haven't dropped anything for decades.
Mahmood: I wonder why...

by Nekes12 May 02, 2021

Joaquin Ortiz

A male that likes physical activity (working out), mostly concentrates on his core. Usually self conscious and shy for no reason. Has been throught a lot but still try's to make the best of it . Hard headed , doesn't give up easy even when there is no hope will go till he can't no more physically and mentally. Still he likes to keep stuff to him self. Two words "Worth It".

joaquin ortiz is respectful joaquin ortiz is trust worthy joaquin ortiz knows pain joaquin ortiz has been fighting all his life joaquin ortiz doesnt really know what his purpose is yet

by Truthishardtobelive May 24, 2013

Joaquin

Thinks his over excessive amount shoes compensate for his small dick

#joaquin

by Imhellagay November 22, 2018