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Probably the best guy you will ever meet in your life. Looks best with no shirt and leaning over a couch telling you he has to take a shower. Basically, if you meet him you WILL fall in love with him and there is nothing you can do about it. VERY obsessed with video games, but he makes it look hot. He will spend all the free time he can get talking to you, even if he only has five minutes. By far the sweetest guy in the world, a gentleman, and exremely handsome.
person 1-John just talked to me!
person 2- are you kidding?! what'd he say!?
person 1- absolutely nothing!
person 2- your so lucky!
this nigga got an ego that fucking big. Big ass ego. Holy shit big as fuck. Like big holy shit. My fucking god
You heard of john?
Yes, he is open.
K.
John is the name of a sexy, handsome, adorable, cute as can be guy. He is usually paired with girls named Marissa, because a John is the only one who can handle her craziness. John is a perfect guy to date because he is caring, loving, protective, loyal, trust-worthy, hilarious, romantic guy who will do anything to make his girl happy. John will not let his girl go for anyone else; he is very protective. He is moody on occasion and will only open up to someone he knows he can trust but when he does spill what's on his mind he can be very emotional and shows that he has true feelings. John will not let this out to just anyone though. John also has a playful side that shows when he hangs out with his many guy friends. John is a man who is respectable, successful and intelligent. He usually is an extremely good athlete which puts him in amazing shape. His body is tight and very muscular with gorgeous abs, biceps, and legs. Johns usually do not realize how amazing they are and anyone who tries to tell them will not get through. John is a tall brunet with very tan, perfect skin and dark brown eyes that hold many secrets. His gaze will make any girl's stomach flutter. John's kisses are passionate and filled with his love for you and he is AMAZING in bed. John is an fabulous man and any girl who is with him is crazy to ever let him go.
"Wow! Who's that amazing shortstop? Number 5? The tall brunette? He's fucking hot!"
"I just had an amazing night with my husband, John. We had a romantic dinner and then amazing sex! God he makes me feel so good!"
"OMFG John is so fucking funny!"
the bestest friend ever he's very thicc and the most kindest person ever
friend 1: "isn't that john that has a thicc ass?"
friend 2: "ohhh of course"
john is the sexiest guy that you will ever meet and he loves girls and he will treat any girl right. John has a huge penis and he can satisfy any woman . He is tall and athletic and he has the most perfect skin. Find a boy named John and keep him Ladies. And sometimes has friends name Cash.