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moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

by danny January 13, 2004

Moose Knuckle

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

by Sfhhgdcvhj March 13, 2019

moose knuckle

the male version of a camel toe

When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.

by Mscameltoe February 07, 2010

moose knuckles

The sight of a woman's sexual anatomy which you can clearly view through her clothes, like a wedgie in her crotch area. Also known to be called; "camel toe".

Mark and I saw this chick with nice moose knuckles while walking down the street.

by Fat Rooster A.K.A 8-inch July 29, 2003

Moose Knuckles

Street name for Labia Majora, also see meat flaps, carne asada,cameltoe

Dude, look at those fat Moose Knuckles on that bitch!

by K. Davila March 22, 2003

moose knuckle

The male version of cameltoe. Usually found on old men wearing suits. The two round balls poking out resemble the image of a moose knuckle.

I would've enjoyed David Copperfield's illusion show more if he could've make his moose knuckle dissappear.

by R. Jevon January 21, 2007

moose knuckle

an obscenly large outline of the vagina (similar to a camel toe except 10x bigger) often found on obscenly overweight individuals. Also, can be found on overweight athletes who participate in the sports of softball, volleyball, basketball or anyother dyke-esk sports.

"Dang! that 1st baseman is HUGE! Look at her camel toe!"

"Nahhh! that isn't a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle!"

by Madvik December 01, 2009