Country Dictionary

A reply given to a question that's expecting a more specific response.

Bob: It doesn't work!
Tech Support: What error(s) did you receive?
Bob: SO MANY!!!
Tech Support: Could you please be more specific

The act of getting a manicure and a pedicure at the same time.

"My friend gets mani-pedis all the time, but I refuse to demean some poor woman by making her scrape my feet. Also, I don't like somebody weird touchin my feet."

To trick someone into watching Barry Manilow sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

I tried to mani-roll my aunt Betty, but she loves Barry, so it wasn't much of a joke.

morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS

who doesn’t love mani&morris

A description for a car purchased for maximum occupancy, or for hauling children, purchased by a man who refuses to drive a minivan, but probably should.

We need a new car, but i wont drive a minivan. I want a mani-van such as a Ford Edge, Toyota Vensus, Ford Flex

manicure and pedicure, having your finger and toenails polished and treated.

Steve went to the nail salon for his first mani-pedi today.

The option given to someone acting reckless in any given situation. The individual in question is given the question "one or many" in reference to how many times they will have to get hit in the face before they shut the fuck up.

"You were disrespecting my homeboy for real dude. One or many?"
"What?! Get out of my roooooommmm!"
"Many."
*First person proceeds to hit the second one in the face 8 times*