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Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 24, 2021

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 24, 2021

merkin

A great thing.

"Their album is so merkin.

by xXXxPENDULUM420xXXx August 12, 2024

Merkin

Merkin means killin'

I'm merkin it at work

by Bbgroover April 21, 2022

merkin

pussy wig.

that girl was showing off her merkin at the strip club last night.

by heygirl2 October 16, 2014

lurking and merkin

Ybb certification

homie: what you doin mane Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh

by yung_xon June 17, 2023