A fork of Rural Dictionary
A song about narwhals. That is really annoying.
Narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
because they are so awesome
-Narwhal song
It is indiscribable but in simple terms it is all of the colors but, none of the colors at the same time.
Those pants are narwhal-green, as well as at headband
Another term for jerking off.
Carlton couldn’t help but slog the narwhal when he saw Cindy coming down the hall.
A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.
Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!
The act of using ones tampon to remove the blown load of jizzle previously shot into ones vaginal canal. As the cum slowly drips down the string, and drys, it forms a crusty tusk like cone. This cone is referred to as a strawberry narwhal. Why strawberry? The virgin blood combines with the semen, causing a reddish color to occur.
As Cierra was getting rammed by her boyfriend Austin , she realized she would have to perform a strawberry narwhal afterwards in order to not conceive a child.
someone that is so sexy there is absolutely no other word to describe them.
friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too
A sexual act in which the male tapes a paper cup face up on his forehead. The female then squats overhead and squirts into the cup. The male then tip the cup to where it spills all over the female's vagina. The male then licks the Juice of her pussy, and continues to Eat Out.
Mike: Dude, what happened, I thought we were supposed to watch the game last night?
Harold: Sorry bro, I was saying goodbye when Sasha insisted I would Tip the Narwhal with her.
Mike: Oh, Ok.