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tomato

a vegetable that ate my dad

A FUCKING TOMATO ATE MY DAD

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 June 18, 2020

Tomatoing

When a girl cums while on her period, and the discharge includes menstruation.

Crystal said she was on her period, but we had sex anyway, and she started tomatoing hard.

by scratchedCD January 15, 2018

tomato

a fruit-vegetable like thing that is totally and utterly disgusting. has no use or value in life.

If I eat a tomato, I will gag.

by Roicki January 14, 2007

tomato

Slang for a woman's breasts as used in the edited version of the movie Anchorman.

"Champ, are you trying to touch my tomato?"

by Jason Haas February 12, 2006

Tomato

calling some one out, calling them an idiot, or a buster

man, what the fuck are you doing here tomato?!

by Atlas November 26, 2004

Tomato

A person who either
A) gets really angry
B) laughs to hard
c) gets REALLY drunk

and turns red..

Your ass is as red as MY face.

by anonymous December 04, 2004

tomatoed

To get squashed so hard by something that your blood squirts out of your body like a tomato.

After I made fun of Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger, he tomatoed me.

by David "Fuzzy" Garber November 27, 2003