Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Northern Norway

A place located north in norway where the only food they eat is fish, bollemelk/klæppsuppa and more fish. Nordlænningæ (that's what they're called) swear a lot, I mean satan i hælvette kor di bannjest. they don't have cars there so they use their ride on their reindeers if they want to go somwhere.

Kjæm du fra nordnorge må du ha MINST ett reinsdyr!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!

by koselepip November 04, 2017

Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins

ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!

by Sivertisverygay March 01, 2022

Norway haters

Another way of saying you are an icon

The Active Engagement GC and Norway Haters

by jackoxjdb March 28, 2022

Norway Fallacy

The belief that any political issue, no matter its size or scope, has been solved by Norway.

Person 1: "How do we get people to stop doing drugs?"
Person 2: "Norway probably has it solved."
Person 1: "Norway Fallacy. Do you even know anything about Norwegian politics?"

by Blue Lotuss February 15, 2024