A fork of Rural Dictionary
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😱 :《¤》Oblivious《¤》oblivious《¤》Oblivious《¤》
To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag
Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.
Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.
When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual
“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”