Country Dictionary

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*

Chair another word for claire the nice girl who is always there and is nice and will do anything for you

Claire is a chair

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.

"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"

An object you sit on

Sit down on the chair jimmy

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?