Country Dictionary

Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.

everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

a big thing on women's body

dang, that girl has a big penis

a fuckin dick

look a fickin penis

The thing that men often mistake for their brain.

"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."

pleasure making machine for both sexes.

I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.

a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.

damnnn that penis' friction felt good