Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dick pour

A shitty glass of beer poured with excess head/foam and thus very unenjoyable.

Hey bartender, what is this dick pour you just served me?

by Taylor_Stone July 31, 2019

bukowski pour

A large serving of alcohol.

It's been a rough one, today. I'm gonna go home and have a bukowski pour of whiskey.

by Matt&Lucy June 10, 2018

self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.

Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.

by Zachary DeMarachelle December 01, 2007

to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances

to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB

by Sexydimma May 25, 2016

Russo Pour

When one guy fills another guy's anus with a mixture of cum & alcohol

Ted I can't believe how large your Russo Pour was into my ass.

by Winston Z July 14, 2022

pour cheezy

A phase used to demonstrate excitement.

Sasha: Look a moose!
Lisa: Pour cheezy!

Chris: You ready to party?!
Johnny: Pour cheesy!

by cshore February 04, 2010

lisha pour

To pour far too much alcohol into a mixed drink.

A really stong mixed drink that gets you drunk really fast and often taste more like liquor then the mixer.

Could you get me a drink, and please lisha pour it, I had a long day.

The bar tender has been lisha pouring all night so I gave her an extra tip.

I think I lisha poured, cuz this drink I made is waay too strong.

by Dicesha May 06, 2009