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an evil demon cat that will attack you legs, hands, face, ect.

will sleep on your face or neck

will make you bleed then fall asleep in your lap purring.

That cat acts just like a pumpkin

West Virginia's state vegetable

Ay uncle chet, ya'll goin down to da reunion? NO? well i'm gonna git in da pickup and and gone down der and pumpkin

noun used for people who are very fat and ugly and wear lots of makeup seemingly looking orange, can be used as a code word.

John: Yo dude, pumpkin's a bitch, she's so fugly.
Katie: Yeah I know, she also wears massive amounts of makeup so she looks like a pumpkin!
John: what a NOOB

To give a guy head while he's taking a dump.

"Oh man, my girl gave me a pumpkin last night, it felt soo good!"

Giving cunniligus while she takes a shit!

The delicate balance of giving a woman oral sex while she is taking a shit is a pumpkin.

My boyfriend.
The Greatest guy alive.
The guy you all wish you had.

"I LOVE MY PUMPKIN FOREVER!"

A verb indicating the end of an event or period of time, or the end of one's participation in something. It can also be used to describe a transition from one type of situation or event to another (e.g., from fantasy to reality, and vice versa).

"This month is going to pumpkin and you're not going to get a bit of work done!" (signifying the end of a period of time)

"Alright already! I'll stay up to play Halo 3, but I'm going to pumpkin in an hour." (signifying end of their participation in the day)

"Look at her! She's going to pumpkin when she see's him outside under a bright streetlight." (signifying a transition from fantasy to reality)