A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go to Pennsylvania but you're not happy about it. The implication is that it is like a prison sentence.
I'd rather stay in New York but I have to go to the State Penn this weekend.
An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"
If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.
A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.