Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

puck slut

a girl who fucks / hooks up with only hockey players.

or a girl who fucks a whole hockey team

kayla alicia and alexis are puck sluts

by kaylaaaaaaa February 24, 2005

piss puck

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

by Stink McFisticuffs January 22, 2008

power puck

A gay male that only takes it in the ass for hockey players. Loves goalies and pucks/sticks in his ass. Yells goooooooal when he nuts.

Wow, can't wait for that little power puck to come over after the Flyers game!

by TomHockey0069 April 07, 2017

Cunt Puck

n. A person who lacks any and all social skills/common sense/reason for existence

Person 1 - Hey guys guess what! I just saw something green!
Person 2 - Shut your stupid ass up cunt puck.

by thebestpirateever January 27, 2006

puck you

Polite word instead of fuck

jonah go 2 the principals office
PUCK YOU MISS

by c read September 18, 2007

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 May 12, 2018

puck fuck

A puck fuck is a chick who only fucks hockey players.

Dude-Man that chick is sucha puck fuck
Dude 2- Ya, mabey we should play hockey

by puckfuck June 17, 2005