Country Dictionary

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma? Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls Dad: roffles my waffles

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.

Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet? Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

something you do to a roffle

have you waffled my roffle?

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..

That dude Roffles my woffles

Means anything you want it to be. So you can say it and no one would know what you really mean.

Boy says to girl:Shut up you roffle mayo! (in this sentence roffle mayo would have meant bitch)

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.

lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch