A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone's "Skid marks" are so bad that the word "skid" is insufficient to describe them.
Skid marks? Those brown stains were so bad it was more like he screeched to a halt!
(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police
Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.
A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!
An autistic screech is REEEEEEEE!
the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked
as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.
Another way of saying when a boy's voice cracked.
Josh: Ben's voice cracked more than a brocken vase. Carter: That was a nice Puberty Screech .
This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.
I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.