Country Dictionary

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.

'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'

A carrier bag that you get from Spar.

An abbreviation for 'Spar bag'.

I got so much stuff from Spar that I had to get a Spag.

Synonym for jizz, cum, semen, load, etc.

I spagged all up on them titties

A vagina spasm

1) Dude! I was with this chick last night, she totally spaged during!! It was awesome!!
2) Are you spaging right now?

Someone who has an over zealous passion for spaghetti.

That Spag Fag is totally gay for fettuccine.

A Bowl of Spagetti for Chavs

Potential father: “Come get your SPAG BOWL”
ChAv: “FANKS”

Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.

Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’