Country Dictionary

A short "long black"/ long "short black" coffee.
For people that think a long black is too weak and a short black too strong.

Can I have a shlong with one sugar please?

Hairstyle coupling short bangs in the front with a long mane in the back. Originates from Short in the front, Long in the back. Business in the front, party in the rear.

The former Philly relief pitcher Mitch "Wild thing" Williams has such an awesome shlong that I thought he was a hockey player.

a big pinus usally a black mans sized cock

vicky:wow adam had a big willy

lewis:are u telling me he had a shlong

vicky:about the size of an averige black man yess big

lewis:yes thtis a shlong

vicky:i had sex wid a man wid a shlong named adam

Word describing the male sex organ. Made renowned by WiLL aka. BiGHeAD_.

BiGHeAD has a HHHHHOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEEEE(BIG) "SCHLONG".
Believe iT. = )

it is used when doing an impression of a sloth.

"look everyong im a sloth! SSSSHHHHHLLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!"

To go out for a Drive

i went for a shlong last night with my wife.

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.

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