A fork of Rural Dictionary
an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"
If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.
A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.