A fork of Rural Dictionary
The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.
Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that
To get angry at something or someone. To show disproval. A way to "stick it to the man."
(originated from a lonely island SNL music video)
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
An alternative that does not necessarily have to fulfill the needs/wants of 2 parties but is at least satisfiable. Most commonly used to avoid agree to disagree
Girl: Hunny let's go get some friend chicken from Popeyes.
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken
A drunk chick who should be easy to bag.
I'm going for that ground ball over there. I hope I don't Bill Buckner it.
Pretty place in Putney, (Not to be confused with Fulham!) Pretty place cuz there be some EPIC gardening team (and the grounds do a bit too) ;) A team so fab due to the all-time Saint Frannie who will always be remembered because she is such a boss! ;)
Marcin: "Hey man! You know that awesome chika Frannie yeah?"
Edo: "Ofc bruvo who doesn't?! She's leaving the Hurlingham Grounds team! *sniffcrysniff*"
Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.
I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.