A fork of Rural Dictionary
Let me tell you from the get go. If you are a woman and haven’t already felt the warmth of a Finn inside you. You’re missing out. Everything about him is exquisite. His massive meat stick. His squirt worthy shredding capabilities. And of course his massive dick.
Scrub: hey do you know who is a really good pornstar with a massive dick. Jmac
Me an intellectual: don’t get me wrong Jmac is a baller but his shlong ain’t as long as Finns Dong
HES SO GOD DAMN OBESE, HE WONT STOP EATING, GOD HELP US ALL, HE JUST WONT STOP, FINN PLEASE STOP, HE JUST KEEPS ON SHOVING FOOD IN, SAVE OUR SOULS.
Girl 1: Aww!! I just met the most obese man!
Girl 2: That obese bitch has to be a Finn !!
Big boy simp who likes many girls named Berta and Charlotte
friend 1 : Fin is soo sympathetic
Finn : stop calling me a simp
friend 2 : you are though
Waleed : saves the day
The ultimate thot slayer that will protect his and everyone else's virginity, who is one of the main characters in Adventure Time.
Did you see finn, I hear he banished those thots to another dimension!
Finn often means fair. Finn has adorable curly black hair and beautiful brown eyes. His love interest would have long brown hair and blue eyes. Finn likes music, you would often notice his amazing ability at guitar. He likes watching movies, and music. Finn is perfection.
Girl 1: Whos the kid with curly black hair?
Girl 2: Oh, that’s Finn!
Girl 1: Wow, he’s cute!
*walks over and starts a conversation with Finn”