A fork of Rural Dictionary
Giraffes are fucking stupid.
"Giraffes are so fucking stupid."
A dance executed by fully extending the arms above their head and shaking them side to side.
Popularized by Matt Smith in the popular television series, Doctor Who.
"You gotta be the drunk giraffe! You gotta commit! Cool is not cool!"
-the 11th Doctor
when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.
dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!
When a man cums on a woman's asshole and rubs it with his nose while screaming Zimbabwe
Female 1: I totally got giraffe attacked by chase last night
Female 2: Totally I love it when matts does that to me!!!