A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are usually sarcastic yet also uncomfortable around most people in their life. Normally they will have either brown eyes or brown hair. They are polite to only certain people that they care about. Trusting no one, Keiths are normally paranoid and deep in their own thoughts. They are very likely to be successful, but they are dangerous to be around.
Keiths are usually the scariest people you could meet. (only in my opinion)
Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.
From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"
A male who steals another man's wife and marries her. Often pick the wife up with a cheesy pick up line. Often resides in northeast.
A Keith: Are you from Tennessee
Another Man's Wife: no
A Keith: Your the only ten I see.
Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.
A Keith: Swing a dee dee.
Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.
You got any Keith?
Typically an overweight, condescending kind of guy who gets his daily elitist fixes by pointing out the obvious. A Keith generally fears change and will use any excuse, no matter how ridiculous, to avoid changing anything. Petty, stubborn, arrogant, paranoid and exceptionally small minded. Often found working in IT offices around the country.
Andy: Keith, have you changed something?
Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though
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