A fork of Rural Dictionary
A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills
Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!
Spekky muscly weapon who kisses his biceps while flipping burgers
Is awesome. Loves playing basketball. Is a girl but doesn’t let that stop her!
Amelia Gardner Is Awesome
‘Amelia is skinnier than’ Pesti’s ex imma just leave it at that’
‘I had a introspection and I decided the behavior I had was unjust with Amelia, I made things right with Amelia and apologized to her and I think if we added her back it would only have a net positive benefit because I would be very nice to her and also she wants to very badly.’