A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that cannot be achieved
This Replacement Hollmer contest may never end.
A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.
My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.
A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend
“My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”
A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend
“My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend”
A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.
Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.
A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy’s girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Drew(drunk calls Lauren): “My girlfriend is asleep so I called you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.
Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”