A fork of Rural Dictionary
A yard that doesn't understand anything that is said to him; nothing gets through his/ her skull
Faysal: You wanna do homework?
Stan: Sodium Hydrogen
Faysal: What? I don't get it.
Stan: As in NaH
Faysal: But those two can't be paired up
Stan: Holy shit you're so fucking thick skulled
Ears.
There was a distant cry and Mr Holt turned his head like a bat to hear everything thanks to the ergonomics of the cupped ear needed to enhance that sound. He then fell to his knees and praised evolution, god or whoever for the gift of his two skull wings.
A reckneck hair style that is primarily found in the southern states, but not limited to. Generally worn by men, but not limited to. It is bald on top and "cape" in back ( or mullet ).
Cleovis has dad blame killer skull cape!
Eyes.
Xehuti rose up into the air. His new wings holding him high above the battlefield’s dead. Good men who were driven unto pastures so green but at what cost? The tears fell from his skull globes.
70's / 80's skateboarding term for whacking one's head on the pavement.
Davo did a skull bongo coming down the Pagoda.
Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."
Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?
Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.
An issue that happens to be a stupid issue, so you wouldn't say that it would simply just be a difference in skill but also it would be just a downright stupid thing to do in general. Usually paired with the skull emoji.
Step-Sister: "Help bro I'm stuck"
Sigma male Step-Bro: "Honestly just a skull issue stepsis"