Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Toon’s mom

the birth giver of NaToon who’s hails from the projects munching heiowin and crunchbanging niggers

hey look there’s Toon’s mom she’s probably high rn

by NaToon August 01, 2023

toon tunes

Genre of music including songs from cartoons. For example My Little Pony Friendship is Magic songs, songs from Barbie movies, Trap of Love from Scooby Doo, Mystery incorporated. This could also include theme songs from such cartoons.

What kind of music do you listen to?
Since I had kids I really only listen to toon tunes, my favorite is "Here I Am" from Barbie 's a Princess and a Popstar.

by Mrs. CuddleFace February 25, 2016

Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 12, 2020

Sean Toons

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by Toothbrush koi fisho April 09, 2021

toon army

also known as 'the best fans in the world'

in reality, the most misguided gullible fools on earth. In thrall to the media-inspired misconception that they are a 'big club'

The toon army tribe are easily recognisable by their black and white shirts and ever-increasing waistlines. Blind worship of Mr A Shearer

50,000 pissed up idiots at Sid James Park on a saturday afternoon chanting 'toon army'

by Bellamys Hunch September 12, 2006

Toon Cougar

A toon cougar is a guy that lives somewhere up north, usually around the Newcastle area. He is an immense disliker of Sunderland football club but a great admirer and owner of the Ford Cougar. Also referred to as Marc, he has a great sense of humour and is always willing to participate in on-line record breaking attempts, likes his beer too but wishes that the lady in his life had the full Sky Sports package.

Hey I'm all right mate because I'm a Toon Cougar, HAR HAR HAR ! ! !

by Takin Thepiss September 21, 2004

eBay toon

A person who is too lazy to level his own character in World of Warcraft so he/she buys one off of eBay. An eBay toon usually has the lowest dps but has the best gear you can get.

Group member 1: why is his dps so low?
Group member 2: idk he must be an eBay toon, just look at his gear. He must be if he sucks that bad.

by Pwnage Nubzorz December 15, 2010