A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours." P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great." P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions." P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning." P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work." P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim
"Hey Bill how's the kid?" "He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".
An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam... Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot... Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic??? Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot... Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
When you can't take a nifty shit
Cocksucker had a traffic jam
The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.
That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
Getting stuck in traffic. See also: traffic jam Traffic Alt. Spelling: Traffic-Jammed
Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work. Coworker: It happens.