A fork of Rural Dictionary
This boysterous move consists of a wedgie so rigorous that the provider is able to wrap the receiver's underslacks around their head into a well-formed turban.
That dorky kid in glasses is such a dweeb that only the turban wedgie will do.
The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.
OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.
A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.
Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"