A fork of Rural Dictionary
My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Spodermen's catch phrase. Also, ur an fagit
Juses: u betr fukin luv juses or he wil beet teh shit awt ov u
Spodermen: ur an fagit
How to win any conversation. Ever.
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
Internet meme popular on imageboards. The origin of this meme is actually from the game Starcraft. A screenshot of one game was sent in to SomethingAwful where one noob player said "dude, where are you?" and his Zerg-rushing opponent 1337h4x replied "im in ur base, killing ur d00dz". The humor of this sentence is that the noob had not realized his opponent was inside his base. Since then it has become one of the most popular internet memes and spawned more photos than you can shake a stick at.
im in ur fridge eating your f00dz
im in ur white howz creationizin werdz