A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.
red pubic hair either from being a ginger or being on your period.
hey, tonya wanna see my red velcro? ;)
When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.
"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"
A party that consists of sticking everything to your walls with velcro.
My room is so awesome after that velcro party!
Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...
Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."
an extremely hurtful insult often followed by other even more insulting insults.
Weebl: Velcro Face
Bob: Elbow Head
Weebl: Spanner Magnet
Bob: Plasic Vicar
Weebl: Ooh, that harsh. Bum eyes.
Bob: Nooo you win.