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Wesley

A guy in a world like everyone else, gets complemented on his eyes, in love with a girl named Brie-Anna until freshman year he finds out she’s a slut and he’s loveless, he makes tons of friends and is funny

1:Wow did you know that you’re kinda like Wesley

2:Wow I didn’t know that.

by InhalingMoan13 September 20, 2018

A Wesley

Driving way too drunk, even though all of your friends told you it was a horrible idea.

Hey man i just pulled a Wesley to the NEX, so your two shots of white rum don't impress me.

by A wesley April 22, 2017

Wesley

Is literally the hottest, least gay person I could think of when I think of the top 1 gayest people. Now that's an acomplishment.
I'd tell him to fuck off if I could naroWOW

person 1: i am gay
person 2: hi wesley

by Princestia July 31, 2018

Wesley

Your typical average norm of a white boy, but this man has a different twist in his package, he has nothing but the words of Jesus Christ in his mouth, he is also a big reader and a huge nerd in math class, with his attitude you want to beat him the FUCK UP. He also has a dad that gives him very weird looks like a oddly manner, sometimes i wonder why does trash exist? And then I realize its for the sake of memes.

Blake: Hey where is Wesley? I have to beat him up!
Me: Probably preaching the lord.
Blake: Lets go!

by NotGiveMeDaDoritoz July 24, 2018

Wesley

Wesley is am man you wanna trust. Helps you when you are down. Meeting a Wesley can be hard at times because He’s always helping other. Wesley has great ideas and wanna make you happy. Wesley is the happiest man in the world nothing can really bring him down. Wesley is smart,Kind,Nerdy,Loving,Friendly, and always on your side.

Wesley is the Worlds Best Man

by James Harry June 19, 2020

wesley

wesley a dumb ass who cant do shit right and bitchies all the time about shit and dosnt like to do shit but he also get no bitchies at all so its all good

damn theres Wesley with no bitchies at all

by jjhornydog March 22, 2018

Wesley

I'm a dumb ass ps4 player and betrayed xbox

Wesley rapes pep pep

by Why_why_why April 05, 2019