A fork of Rural Dictionary
Girl language for "I'm about to smash your heart to tiny pieces" The best thing to do in this situation is cry. Crying shows sensitivity. Tell her you've never been happier with a woman and beg her not to break your heart. Most of the time, YOU are the victim. Be very careful though, it could be something small.
Annie: We need to talk. Josh: What's wrong? Annie: I might have feelings for someone else. Josh: This really hurts. Please don't break my heart, I can't take it. Annie: We're only taking a short break, I care about you and I don't want to hurt you. Josh: *Choking up* You know I've never been happier with a woman. Please don't ruin this for me. Annie: It's only a break, I just need time to figure out my feelings. Josh: *Softly sobbing* Annie: Please don't cry Josh: I can't help it at this point, I'm so scared of having my heart broken again Annie, a few days later: I love you. Let's be together
What a person says when he has something to discuss.
Boy: We need to talk. Girl: ... Boy: We need a new shower head.
What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.
Gf: "Honey, we need to talk." Guy: "What?" Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?" Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"
Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.
Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk" Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.
You're so dead.
Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk. (he's dead!)
The 4 most fatal words to a relationship. (usually said by the "Female Companion") If you hear her say these words dump her fast! WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.
Female Companion: "We need to talk" Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"