A fork of Rural Dictionary
What a person says when he has something to discuss.
Boy: We need to talk. Girl: ... Boy: We need a new shower head.
What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.
Gf: "Honey, we need to talk." Guy: "What?" Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?" Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"
Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.
Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk" Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.
You're so dead.
Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk. (he's dead!)
The 4 most fatal words to a relationship. (usually said by the "Female Companion") If you hear her say these words dump her fast! WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.
Female Companion: "We need to talk" Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"