Country Dictionary

Wealth I'd like to find.

I'm still holdin' out for that WILF, y'all.

(of a person) Appearing to shrink out of fear or embarrassment.

The school boy wilfed when he saw his test grade.
or
*Wilfs at the thought of being away from home for a week*
or
Jimmy wilfed when he tried to talk with Susan and no words came out.

A fart that becomes chunky over time ; in between a fart and shitting your pants.

Person 1: "Did you Wilf again?"

Person 2: "Yea...I better go change..."

Women you’d like to fuck, younger than 30.

Becky’s a total wilf.

No she’s 20, she’s a wilf bro.

Water I'd like to fuck.

A reference to anime female characters such as Aqua from Konosuba, and Suu from Monster Musume.

Fren A: Aqua is such a wilf...
Fren B: A what?
Fren A: A wilf, like a milf, but "water" instead of "mom"

women i’d like the fuck

milf but you don’t have to be a mom

“Are you a wilf?”

a boy that is extremely handsome and has a peng whale cock and a really hot girlfriend that he pleases every night

he is extremely respected and good looking;)

wilf is so hot with his peng massive whale cock