Country Dictionary

Zack is the most selfish gay ever. Never trust him because he will get you in a lot of trouble. He has no respect and is a tottel jerk. And is vary inappropriate.

Gay: "zaks a jerk"
Gays friend: " I know rite"
Random person: "that's a total zak. He's rude."

A fuckboy who breaks girls hearts. Zak thinks he can get loads of girls but really can't. Zak is a small ugly creature. No one likes Zak.

'Hey he seems cool'

'No! He's a Zak'

Gay

Zak is gay

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)

Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!

Pedophile, likes underage girls and boys, creeps at school and bus stations, he is a ginger bitch. Try to fight him and he will just cop out, cries like a little baby, if you mention he is a pedophile and a bad father he will probably strike first pedophile bitch

Person 1: Hey do you know Zak?

Person 2: Yeah, he is a pedophile, nobody likes him
Person 3: Wish he would go die in a hole

1. To lie outright, compulsively.

2. To mess up really bad.

1. Are you Zaking me?

2. Oh shit, I just pulled a Zak.

A Dutch word, meaning 'bag', 'balls' and 'idiot'.

He's a real bag! > Hij is een echte zak!

I've got an itchy bag. > Ik heb jeuk aan m'n zak.