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Boy

a male, man; the opposite of female, woman.

That boy is dressed like a girl.

by Pocahontas April 08, 2005

Boys will be boys

The biggest, pithiest, bullshittest excuse for male behavior that is otherwise legally/morally unacceptable from birth to the grave. Covers socially perverse actions that no girl could ever get away with without the label to the effect of "weird/evil" or "whore", i.e. like fighting, having promiscuous sex, cruelty to people and animals, or any behavior combining selfishness and aggression.

Teacher 1: Last week, one of my students mooned the class. When I called his father, he apologized, laughed and said "Boys will be boys."
Teacher 2: True enough.
Teacher 1: A few days later, his daughter did the same thing. He came down, mortified, and spanked her right in the principal's office.
Teacher 2: Sounds fair.

by bitteryoungwoman April 07, 2009

the boys

The police. Frequently two male police officers patrol together.

B: "Is that the boys?"
D: "I'll put out the blunt"
B: "False Alarm"

by freekyzeek December 20, 2006

The boys

The boys are a group of male individuals that tell jokes, do cool stuff and make dumb fucking decisions.
During the month of November, if any boy decides to masturbate , he shall be executed.
If any boy is caught simping, he will be put in a high vigilance prison and be tortured.

“The boys are epic
-João Cavaca

by João Cavaca December 25, 2020

boys

the most wonderful things on earth... espesically the sweet ones... and the cute ones... they sometimes turn though and become meanies that make you cry

girl1:oohhh look at those boys over there
girl2: ohh theyre soooo cute... :)

by blondie4495 December 12, 2010

boys

A male under the age of eighteen.

A child under age 18

by Midnight G. Estes December 15, 2003

Boys

Sperm.

Wow, you knocked that bitch up your first time banging her! Your boys must be potent.

by alex1010 April 16, 2009