A fork of Rural Dictionary
N. a term used to describe almost everything, to an extreme. other terms may include "nails on a board" or "rusty nails on a warped board" if its really bad or good.
"your as dumb as nails, man."
"im as tired as nails"
"fuck im as bored as rusty nails on a warped board."
'sex'
contraction of "Semi-permanent nails"
Came from a mis-hearing of "I really need some more semi-permanent nails" it was thought that she'd said: "I really need some more sex"
also "doing your nails" is masturbation.
equally: "Doing his nails" would be a handjob or whatever.
"I haven't had nailed for weeks"
"I need to get some nails"
"I'm sick of these boring nails"
"Go away! i'm doing my nails!"
A nail file can be used to shape your nails to prevent hurting a pussy when fingering it.
I saw in a video that it is recommended to cut and shape your nails before fingering a woman. I never thought a nail file could be useful for a man also!