A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.
This preacher cuff hook me How so? He told me he was yours.
Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.
I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.
A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.
“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”
Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands." "My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
Someone who is vegan, refuses to take the vaccine, buys expensive eco friendly products, thinks they are saving the planet by buying a bamboo toothbrush. Will happily splurge £80 on a mystery bag of white powder from Devo on the corner who claims its fire coke. Will spend 4 hours debating about how bad it is that donkeys are being killed in Tunisia and it should be stopped now because it's awful. But will smash a full McDonalds when they are a drink.
Oh Becky the other day was chatting so much shit about her new vegan diet and all her eco friendly products. She is such a health preacher
A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.
Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath" Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"
One who makes others praise out to god repeatedly, but is usually accompanied by retaliating curse words wished upon themselves.
Girl,,, he was blowing my back out so good, damn vulgar preacher had me cursing and begging god for him to not stop.